Monday, October 26, 2009

Lessons Learned

1. Cincinnati is the best city ever.
2. You do not want this.
3. Jay Cutler either has a small forehead or wears his helmet like a special person
4. The difference between 45 and 10 is 35. Or 5 touchdowns. Or 11 field goals and a safety.
5. Carson Palmer is better looking than you.
6. Ced Benson just needed to be in a good place. Like the Queen City. Or as Jesus calls it, heaven.
7. The Bears owe the Bengals a thank you and a bunt cake for getting a free lesson on how to play football .
8. The Cincinnati Bengals are the greatest team ever and the only reason they have 2 losses is because they chose to lose.
9. The Bengals can rid the world of evil and litter.
10. Super Bowls are not won in October. Except today. When it was.

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